See ya, guys! Dad’s taking me and Stevie out camping ‘til Monday. Again. I think he wants to give Mom and Stacy some time alone…whatever, it’s cool. BYE. END TRANSMISSION.
Posts tagged "go ask sam evans"
This one time, I had a dream Artie was a Gundam and I was his pilot. Seriously, man, he had wings. W-I-N-G-S! I got to ride in him all through outer space, blowing stuff up. It was awesome.
Just joshing, brobot! Probably when I was 3 and camping with my family, I choked on some Beanie Weenies and got totally embarrassed. I didn’t eat any kind of weenies for, like, ten years. No joke.
My name is Sam Skywalker and I'm from a galaxy far, far away. Some call it Nashville, but I know it as Tatooine.
